The chicken and the dummy...

[Rickkins]

5yr old: "Why did the chicken cross the road..??"
Me: "Why..??"
5yr old: "To get to the dummy's house..."
Me:.......

5yr old: "Knock knock..."
Me: "Who's there..??"
5yr old: "The chicken..."

[Kath]

5yr old: "Why did the chicken cross the road..??"
Me: "Why..??"
5yr old: "To get to the dummy's house..."
Me:.......

5yr old: "Knock knock..."
Me: "Who's there..??"
5yr old: "The chicken..."

Typical of a kid.